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Reader Notes the Future Has Already Arrived
Thats not future FIFA, thats CURRENT FIFA.....
Karma Delivers Reader to Correct Account
Oh wow look at that my karma brought me to the perfect Instagram account for my weird interests
Reader Reaches Enlightenment, Reports No Enjoyment
Jokes on all of you, I enjoy nothing.
Ornithologists Side With Reader
Inaccurate. Crows are smart.
Argentina Requests Downloadable Content
Argentina would really like to get this DLC 😂
Concept Returned to Original Owner
The conditioned mind itself is a concept of Marx.
Complaint Filed Against Humour, Category Unspecified
Woke humor not even funny
Fashion Desk Accepts Reader's Brief
Met Gala but make it Garbage Pail Kids
Reader Rewrites Entire Back Catalogue
And justice for some For whom the boot licks Nothing to say matters Disposable comments Damage indoctrinated None The nofucksgiven Turn the back Wherever I may blubber Ride the sentiment
Band Renamed by Popular Demand
The band previously known as METALLICA is now officially named METALLICA OF AMERICA.
Paper Now an Accredited Language School
This how I’m learning Portuguese btw
Reader Warns Joke May Be a Forecast
I know this is a joke, but the whole world is going this way and we need to stop it.
Correction Received
Lula is not a communist, he is a social democrat. In fact, he is often criticized by radical leftists for not being left-wing enough.
Reader Corrects Name of Sport
“Soccer”???? It’s football.
Diagram Confirmed to Be a Circle
Yeah The snake bites its tail 😂
French Philosophers Cited, Circle Persists
Deleuze & Guattari pointing out that capitalism conditions the mind and this diagram is a circle.
Reader Includes Self in Findings
Aren't we all one of them?
Grammar Desk Concedes Point
Trump would never speak this eloquently in complete sentences.
Underworld Reports Breach of Contract
That dude betrayed even the devil🔥?
Paper Accused of Being Different; Paper Proud
You’re so edgy and different how proud you must be
Subscription to Grass Found Already Active
Pay to get à piece of grass!!… oh that’s already done ✅
Reader Explains Entire Political System in One Line
If voting could change anything it would be illegal...
Reader Laughs, Then Checks the Mirror
Me quiero reír pero mi amada Colombia se mira en ese espejo.
Smell Lines Praised by Critic
Perfecto! Líneas de olor y mugre bien dibujadas!👏😂
Austerity Reaches the Bathroom
Con la motosierra recorto el jabon y el desodorante😂
Traffic Rules Proposed for Brazil
Venga Brasil, prohibido girar a la derecha!
Hat Allocation Disputed
It's at least debatable whether Mexico has given in to Trump enough to have it have a MAGA hat. This aside, good comic!
Capitalism Writes In
And capitalism is the only system where desire can be realized
Theology Desk Receives Good News
God is having all these experiences through us and all of them are valid
Retro Gaming Correspondent Spots Reference
Nice reference at card 9: International Superstar Soccer on Super Nintendo. hahaha
World Cup Declared a Public Holiday for Neurons
The circus is on! A month of complete neurons blackout!
Reader Counts Streaming Subscriptions, Loses Count
is gonna be like american football, for the superbowl you have to pay like 5 suscriptions to watch 1 single game on different streaming services, what a nightmare
Victory Now Available on Selected Screens
Pay most, and YOUR country will win the world Cup - on YOUR TV Screen.
Campaign Slogan Recycled for Heavy Metal
Let’s run MMMA …make metallica metal again, and metal never will be apolitical
Billionaires Reported Happy in New Careers
Sam and Mark look quite happy with their new lives. 😂
Machine Says No
Mijo, the machine said no. 😂
Reader Awards Realness
The realest post about trump so far 😂
Wordplay Detected
Injustice for all! That's pretty clever 😂
Editors Diagnosed From Abroad
you seem emotional mate
Tenant Located in Editors' Heads
Hetfield lives rent free in your head.
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