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- They tell me Bezos. I say what about Bezos. They say Met Gala. I say beautiful event. Beautiful. The dresses, the jewels, tremendous. Then they tell me ten million. I say ten million for what. They say to throw a party. I say that’s a lot of money. That’s a LOT of money, folks. I would never spend ten million on a party. I would spend it on something useful. Like a wall. Or a gold toilet. Or my legal fees. Anyway. Jeff is great. Mar-a-Lago next week. Bring the wife.
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All lettersbad bunny got spared
The worship of our wealthy lords is something I will never get 🤷
None of these people needed to attend. They’ll see a backlash now that they did.


