Breaking: The situation in Argentina is great, that’s why they expanded the market to donkey meat.
- Breaking: The situation in Argentina is great, that’s why they expanded the market to donkey meat. Available at your local tienda. 🥩 🥩🥩 EMPANADAS DE BURRO, MILEI'S GRANDMA RECIPE 🐴 Yields: One oligarch or 47 million Argentines. Prep time: One election cycle. Cook time: 25,000% inflation. INGREDIENTS: 👉 1 donkey (free-range, leftist preferred) 👉 2 cups flour 👉 1 cup tears of the working class 👉 Salt to taste 👉 1 chainsaw (optional, for ambiance) INSTRUCTIONS: Catch a donkey. If donkey is unavailable, any neighbor will do. Mince finely with the rage of a thousand austerity programs. Fold dough while reciting passages from Adam Smith. Bake until the peso collapses. Serve immediately. Do not look the donkey in the eyes. Pairs well with: a glass of Malbec you can no longer afford. 🏌️♀️ Cuando el bife se vuelve un lujo y el burro se vuelve la cena, sabés que la libertad ya llegó. 🛒 Prints and t-shirts of San Javier de la Carne de Burro and the full Empanadas de Burro recipe card are now available. DM for orders. International shipping available. A portion of proceeds supports independent satirical journalism. EditorialCartoon
