BREAKING: Louvre reports suspicious activity.
- BREAKING: Louvre reports suspicious activity. Witnesses describe perpetrators as "highly experienced" with decades of practice making things disappear. Security footage shows suspects entering with 120% approval ratings. 🎭 Putin, Lukashenko, and Maduro reportedly seen casing the Apollo Gallery, though all three insist they were invited by the will of the people. The Mona Lisa's smile has never looked more nervous.
