The “Shaped-Truth” Prize on Information
Read how Trump, Netanyahu, and Putin are aggressively dismantling the factual press. Here is how they replace reality with whatever keeps them out of prison. Enter now!
US Politics
Donald Trump’s $1.3 Trillion Bribe
Read how Donald Trump is promising Americans a $5,000 check ahead of the midterms. The only problem? The Bipartisan Policy Center says the money doesn't exist. Enter!
Trump’s Obsessed Babysitter
Natalie Harp shadows Donald Trump with a portable printer and absolute devotion. Inside the mutual obsession fueling his late-night Truth Social posts. Read now the article!
The Americas’ Virus of Nationalism
Explore how the colonial legacy of the Americas fuels a new wave of right-wing nationalism, political theater, and systemic inequality in this satirical essay.
The Real GTA Player is 80 Years Old
Is Donald Trump a real-life GTA player? A dark, satirical look at America’s 250th and the surreal White House UFC cage match for the President's 80th birthday.
North Carolina Abortion Policy Goes Barbarian
North Carolina’s HB 1232 introduces "stand your ground" rights for embryos. Discover the terrifying, dark satire behind the state’s newest, most extreme abortion law.
Declaration of Violence
Experience the ultimate dark humor parody of the Declaration of Independence. Explore the "Declaration of Violence," a biting satire on UFC Freedom 250, politics, and power. Read it now on Samsara News!
The Violent Patriotic Fund
Explore a biting political satire on the DOJ's $1.776B Anti-Weaponization Fund. A dark humor parody exposing the Trump IRS settlement. Read on Samsara News.
The Limited Presidential Cognitive Test
Explore the Presidential Limited Cognitive Test, a one-minute screening tool used to detect mild cognitive impairment. Designed for presidents to test their cognitive activities under their own measures, it includes tasks like clock drawing and naming tasks such as identifying whether the time is 11:59 or 11:60.
Make All Gone Anew (MAGA) Manifesto
Explore the Make All Gone Anew (MAGA) Manifesto : A 26-point satirical agenda to end the broligarchy , deport racists , and reclaim the Constitution.
The Anti-Midas Touch
Read a biting satirical poem exposing JD Vance's anti-Midas touch. A rebel poem dissects his business failures, diplomatic blunders, and hypocrisy.
Donald Trump Is Tested By the Devil
What happens when Donald Trump is tempted by the Devil? Dive into a dark, grotesque political satire exploring Epstein, nuclear hubris, and an unflushed legacy.
Pamela Bondi’s Oath of Destitution: Praise to Trump
I, Pamela Bondi, do frivolously swear... Discover the viral satiric oath that shreds the DOJ, blind MAGA loyalty, and the Epstein files cover-up. Read now
Declaration of a King Without a Crown
Read the bold 'Declaration of a King Without a Crown', a rhetorical subversion of power. Is a 'kingdom without servants' the future of America?
The Life Deal
Explore the Kafkaesque absurdity of ICE’s "Life Deal" in this dark satire. A chilling look at the coercive choices facing Iranian detainees in a 2026 landscape.
Life Lessons from Kash Patel
Discover the new "Three Pillars" of the FBI under Director Kash Patel. A sharp satirical critique of loyalty, government jets, and the Milan Olympics scandal.
The New America’s Hot Couple And Art of Living
Kid Rock and RFK Jr. promoting raw milk and ice baths? Read our biting satire on American paradoxes, elite hypocrisy, and the ultimate MAHA rebrand.
What’s Going to Be the Next Distraction?
From UFOs to Iran, is Donald Trump using modern "bread and circuses" to hide from the Epstein Files? Read our raw, biting political satire to find out.
Even Germs are Scared of the US Health Secretary
Is RFK Jr. fit for Secretary of Health? Explore the irony of his cocaine confession against the backdrop of Reagan's War on Drugs and the elite’s "immune system."
The 2026 Derby: Bets are Swinging In the US
The betting windows are open for the 2026 Midterms, but the track is broken. A raw look at the Donkey & Elephant race amidst wars, scandals, and authoritarian threats.
The Lines of the Modern Democracy
Modern democracy doesn't cross lines; it redraws them. Dive into an exhaustive critique of the military-industrial complex, healthcare corruption, and elite rot.
Modern Caligula is About to Fall
From the Greenland-Iceland gaffe to "regicide" whispers. "Caligula's fall" exposes the betrayal brewing within the President's inner circle.
Dictator’s Mojo: Too old and Senile
Does Trump have the "dictator mojo"? A sharp satirical look at why the Hitler comparison fails and where it hits home. Read the full analysis in the Samsara News section of Rawliterature.
The Cycle of the Schutzstaffel
From black-coated squads to AI-powered drones, witness the shift from democracy to a military mindset where immigrants are the new "enemies of the fatherland"
Freedom Doctrine: The Empire of Oppression
Is freedom a human right or a marketing tool for Empire? Trace the lineage of expansionism from 18th-century Westward expansion to modern-day interventions in Venezuela. A deep dive into the paradox of conditioning and the rhetoric of the world's police.
Operation Distraction: When the Files are Coming, Bomb the Caribbean
The Epstein files named Trump. Then came Venezuela. Coincidence? A biting satire on how wars are invented to bury scandals, and who pays the price.
Piñata Leavitt
Discover why even the world's most powerful governments need skilled Press Secretaries, and what happens when unprofessional responses like "your mom did" replace actual communication strategy. A satirical look at crisis management gone wrong.
PMS - The new Presidential App
Latest Epstein files reveal Donald Trump connections in this satirical take on presidential scandals. Get the mood updates you won't see elsewhere.
