Four men who don't live in Gaza just solved Gaza.
- Four men who don't live in Gaza just solved Gaza. Trump, Sisi, the Emir of Qatar, and Erdoğan met in a luxury resort to sign a peace deal for a war they're not fighting. The document has "rules and regulations and lots of other things," according to Trump, who said twice it would "hold up", so you know it's serious. Netanyahu didn't show. Hamas wasn't invited. The Palestinians are busy being dead under the rubble, but that's fine, someone needed to stay home. Twenty world leaders flew in to watch four different guys decide what happens to someone else's country. It's called diplomacy. You wouldn't understand. The beauty of this approach is nobody actually involved in the conflict can complain about the terms, because nobody actually involved was asked. Clean. Efficient. Very legal, very cool. Middle East peace: solved by the people who profit from it staying broken.
