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- Follow the news π 1. Ivanka Trump calls 1,400 protected hectares a "find"; Albania calls it the Flamingo Revolution. Coming soon: a marina where the wildlife used to be. π¦©βοΈ 2. Ukraine tallied a record 35,351 Russian casualties in a single month in early 2026, and Russia is now losing troops faster than it can recruit them roughly 1,500 a day during the failed spring offensive. 3. Argentina wants to make AI a legal "person," which is wonderful right up until the day it drains your pension and you realize there's nobody left to sue, jail, or fire. He handed over the keys and called it freedom. Hee-haw. π΄π 4. Restrepo, De La Espriella's running mate, really did insist "sustainable fracking" is possible, staging it from the Chingaza pΓ‘ramo just before the June 21 runoff, and environmental experts immediately disputed it. 5. The Rock tapped out, Brady ducked, Sandler left it on read, turns out the only crowd that can't RSVP "no" is the one that shares your last name or your paycheck. Happy 80th, champ. π₯
