Folks. Beautiful day. Tremendous day.
- Folks. Beautiful day. Tremendous day. We have visitors from another planet. PedOfulus. Beautiful planet, I've heard. Many people are saying it. The aliens, very small, very polite, very respectful. They came in peace. Or so I'm told. We don't know yet. We're looking into it. They wanted to see the people of Earth. So I gave them a tour. I gave them the BEST tour. I showed them the Vatican, beautiful place, very holy, very rich. I showed them my friends. Andrew, great guy. Russell, very spiritual. Many people are saying these are some of the finest gentlemen on the planet. Possibly the finest. Now I'm hearing -I don't know if it's true, you tell me- that the aliens may have, somehow, gotten their hands on a certain document. A book. A list. I haven't seen it. Nobody has seen it. The book may not exist. Many people are telling me the book is a hoax. A radical left hoax. Probably written by Hillary. If the aliens are reading this book -and I'm not saying they are, I'm just saying IF- they should know that everything in it is fake. Every name. Including mine. Especially mine. I never met Jeffrey. I barely knew him. We took a few photos together but everyone took photos with him. Even the aliens probably took photos with him. Look into it. To our friends from PedOfulus, on behalf of the American people, welcome to Earth. We hope you have a beautiful visit. We hope you go home soon. Very soon. Tonight would be ideal. God bless America. God bless PedOfulus. God bless the list that doesn't exist.
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All lettersDemocratic propaganda machine is running out of insults, reverts to stupidy.
The cartoon makes him a lot better!
I like these aliens.
