The European Migration Crisis and Expat Double Standard
European border security operates on a visual assessment, prioritizing pale skin and clean sneakers over international asylum law for displaced people.
European Union
Give Ceuta Back to Morocco
A dark, satirical analysis of the August 2026 Ceuta migration crisis. Discover why Spain’s 60,000-person border surge is the ultimate symptom of Fortress Europe's post-colonial hypocrisy.
Copa Cogeca
Leaked internal dossiers expose how Copa Cogeca, Europe’s most powerful farming lobby, sabotaged the EU's 2024 pesticide reduction law to protect corporate profits.
Official EU Letter of Invitation To An Oppressor
Explore the dark side of diplomacy with a satirically polished letter from the European Union to the Fundamentalist Leaders of Afghanistan. This critique, issued by the Department of Foreign Affairs and the Secretary of Injustice Affairs, exposes the "image cleansing" and political schemes behind the deportation of Afghan nationals.
