Colombia’s Cultural Crusade
Read about how Colombia’s president was an atheist until about 2020. Now he renames ministries, empties museum walls and answers court orders with “Viva Cristo Rey”. Enter now!
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Colombia’s First Lady Imaginary Virtual Support
Read how President Abelardo de la Espriella and Ana Lucía Pineda bypassed state disaster laws to channel $17M in earthquake aid into private hands. Enter now!
License To Kill
A satirical look at Decree 1369 of 2026, where the Colombian State formalizes vigilante violence and ensures bribes keep the weapon permits flowing. Read now!
The Submission Diplomacy of the Subsoil
Read how De La Espriella signs key U.S. memorandums on rare earths and nuclear power, swapping strategic minerals for unapproved military aid. Enter!
Colombia Removed Visas for Israelis: 25 Days After De La Espriella’s Oath
Read how Petro cut ties over Gaza in 2024. De la Espriella restored visa-free travel in twenty-five days and recognized the Golan on day three. The other half goes unmentioned. Enter!
José Manuel Restrepo’s AI-Generated Academic Rigor
Read how behind the titles, Colombia's VP José Manuel Restrepo, an economist, treats universities like retail stores and uses AI to write political attacks. Enter!
Abelardo De La Espriella's PR Disaster
The Colombian government bypassed actual earthquake relief in Chocó to distribute branded sports equipment and stage ideological photo ops in the rubble. Read the full article here!
Colombia Earthquake: De la Espriella’s Middle East Stance
A 7.3 earthquake struck Colombia, but President De la Espriella prioritized foreign policy theater and rejecting international aid.
Colombia’s New Narcissist President
Abelardo De La Espriella has inherited the ultimate distressed asset: Colombia. The new president is ready to liquidate the state to the highest bidder.
Colombia’s Deadly Football Culture
History repeats itself as Jaminton Campaz faces death threats after Colombia's 2026 World Cup loss to Switzerland. A look into the dark, satirical reality of a nation where football is a matter of life and literal death.
The Tomato Fight That Ignores World Hunger
Explore the dark satire of Colombia's Tomatina festival. See how throwing 45 tons of food exposes the brutal, bleeding-heart reality of global food security.
Hydraulic Fracturing the Biodiversity, Sustainably
Can you fracture Colombia's páramos sustainably? Inside the dark greenwashing spectacle of Abelardo de la Espriella & José Manuel Restrepo's fracking myth.
Elections in the land of Christopher Columbus
A darkly satirical breakdown of Colombia's 2026 presidential election runoff between Abelardo de la Espriella and Iván Cepeda amidst World Cup fever and Ley Seca.
Beware of the Colombian Snake
Is Gustavo Petro a political messiah or a "progressive snake"? Analyze the facts behind his NYC speech to US soldiers, the Trump feud, and his administrative record.
