Memorandum For Selling Pentagon’s Intelligence
Read about the inside-the-Pentagon memo turning defense strategy into private tech yields, monitoring Hegseth's workouts and Musk's meme combat readiness. Enter now!
AI Revolution
Inaugurating The Imaginary Era of Super Intelligence
Read the parody of Executive Order 14434, which rebrands artificial intelligence as Super Intelligence while keeping statutory definitions identical under 15 U.S.C. 9401(3). Enter now!
How AI Is Shaping the Blank Page
Read how generative AI is replacing the agonizing process of creation with automated content, flooding Amazon and literary prizes with synthetic text. Enter now!
AI Didn't Escape Human Nature
Read how Turing's test fell in 2025. A cancer advisor cost $62 million and treated nobody. AI didn't betray human nature, it inherited it and then filed the paperwork. Enter!
Data Centers, AI and a 4,000-Year-Old Ecological Warning
Read how data centers will burn 945 TWh by 2030 and drink 9.3 trillion liters of water. Mesopotamians salted its fields growing bread. We are doing it to make slop, faster. Enter!
Shredding Rare Books
Read how AI companies polluted the internet with synthetic garbage. Now they are buying up the world's rare physical books and shredding them to feed their models. Read now!
the US Bans Chinese Humanoid Robots
Dive into a satirical analysis of the FCC's 2026 ban on Chinese humanoid robots. Discover the dark humor behind the US-China tech race and data monopolies.
Why Manual Sewing Is Too Expensive for the AI Age
Discover how robotic textile automation and automated sewing machines are shifting apparel manufacturing from human labor in Asia to hyper-productive algorithms.
