The Old War-Makers
Meet the four grandfathers of global destruction. A sharp satirical look at the mortality and megalomania of Putin, Trump, Netanyahu, and Xi Jinping.
The Bomb-Maker is Separating Friendly Bombs in the Air
Who really wins when the world burns? Meet the new "Gods of War": RTX, Elbit, and the corporate titans reaping record profits from the 2026 global conflict landscape.
Life Lessons from Kash Patel
Discover the new "Three Pillars" of the FBI under Director Kash Patel. A sharp satirical critique of loyalty, government jets, and the Milan Olympics scandal.
Putin & Zelenskyy's Unfertile Amplexus
A deep satirical analysis of the Russia-Ukraine war's 4th anniversary. Explore the fruitless power struggles of Putin and Zelenskyy through a biological lens.
Who’s the Real Commander in Chief?
Is the Therian movement the key to global emancipation? Read our raw satirical take on the alien-led chain of command and the political puppets in power.
What’s Going to Be the Next Distraction?
From UFOs to Iran, is Donald Trump using modern "bread and circuses" to hide from the Epstein Files? Read our raw, biting political satire to find out.
We Need A World Therapist
Marco Rubio’s 2026 Munich speech: An imperial agenda masked as diplomacy. Read our satirical analysis on why the UN needs fewer lawyers and more couples’ therapists.
The 2026 Derby: Bets are Swinging In the US
The betting windows are open for the 2026 Midterms, but the track is broken. A raw look at the Donkey & Elephant race amidst wars, scandals, and authoritarian threats.
The Lines of the Modern Democracy
Modern democracy doesn't cross lines; it redraws them. Dive into an exhaustive critique of the military-industrial complex, healthcare corruption, and elite rot.
The New World Order Hypocrisy
Mark Carney at Davos: A "preposterous" display of hypocrisy? Explore our sharp satire on Canada’s PM, the China EV deal, and the death of the old-world order.
Beware of the Colombian Snake
Is Gustavo Petro a political messiah or a "progressive snake"? Analyze the facts behind his NYC speech to US soldiers, the Trump feud, and his administrative record.
The Prom King and Queen
From Taurus ultimatums to a New Year’s waltz: Explore the biting satire of Friedrich Merz’s shifting "Prom Night" diplomacy with Vladimir Putin at Samsara News.
The Politician-Buffoon of the 21st Century
From crypto scandals to the "roar" of the void: Discover how Javier Milei reflects the decline of political elocution and cultural depth in 21st-century Argentina.
Is It For the Tips or For the Job?
Mark Rutte: Peacemaker or Trump's glorified secretary? We analyze the NATO Chief's role in the Greenland talks and his fight to keep his seat warm.
Modern Caligula is About to Fall
From the Greenland-Iceland gaffe to "regicide" whispers. "Caligula's fall" exposes the betrayal brewing within the President's inner circle.
Dictator’s Mojo: Too old and Senile
Does Trump have the "dictator mojo"? A sharp satirical look at why the Hitler comparison fails and where it hits home. Read the full analysis in the Samsara News section of Rawliterature.
This is the “Highway to hell” Board
Is the new "Board of Peace" actually a "Highway to Hell"? A biting satire on the billion-dollar club where global conflicts are treated as business assets.
Aliens Don’t Like Bullies
Explore the dark satire of global bullies like Trump and Putin. From the invasion of Ukraine to the bombing of Venezuela, find out if peace is even possible.
The Cycle of the Schutzstaffel
From black-coated squads to AI-powered drones, witness the shift from democracy to a military mindset where immigrants are the new "enemies of the fatherland"
When Mark Rutte Bends Over On Behalf of NATO
NATO's Secretary General stays silent as Trump threatens to annex Greenland. What price loyalty? A biting satire on power, privilege, and the cost of keeping your job.
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